That's right you heard me...I want nothing to do with the holidays this year.  Unfortunately it's unavoidable.  But here's the thing with giving and receiving "Christmastime" gifts...there's so much pressure involved in getting everyone something that they'll like, but how do you know what that is?  The only person I can shop for is me!  Last night I walked all around the King of Prussia Mall.  If there's a place where you can find something for anyone, that would certainly be the place.  But no, I didn't find anything for anyone.  I simply don't know what people want or have already or what size clothes they wear (don't want to offend anyone by getting them too big a size, but you also don't want to get too small a size because then they'll be forced to go back and exchange it, thus discovering exactly what you paid for it and what a cheapskate you are).  Can't we all just give each other the gift of not exchanging gifts this year?  I'll promise to buy a gift for myself that I wouldn't have been able to get if I'd gotten something for you, and you do the same.  Isn't that a great idea? 

~Josh T. Landow