Seems I'm always writing in this blog about crazy stories from "Last Night". This one is pretty crazy. I was at a wedding in the city and after it was over at about 11:45, I was wandering about trying to find the lot where I parked when I see a large group of guys stumbling down the street (because they were drunk) wearing suits, but with NO PANTS! They were all just wearing boxer shorts...must have been some kind of "too old to be a frat boy jerk" thing. So anyway, they spot me...me wearing a suit with pants and one of the guys walks up to me and tells me, "We've gotta get those pants off you!" (Imagine that with a drunken slur.) Then, he starts grabbing to pull down my pants!!! WTF? I don't care how drunk you are, you don't go around trying to pants another man, especially not a complete stranger on the 1500 block of Walnut Street! I had to physically push this guy away from me. Fortunately it didn't go any further than that, because had it come to blows I would have been outnumbered like 8 to 1, and I've never even fought 1 guy. Truth is stranger than fiction folks...especially in my life. If anyone knows why the hell these guys were going around to bars in suits and boxer shorts, please let me know so that I can make some sense out of such a senseless act.

~Josh T. Landow (Y100's resident Pants-Wearer)