Last night I went to see the FANTASTIC Lewis Black at the Tower Theatre. Lewis Black occasionally appears on the equally fantastic Daily Show on Comedy Central, and he has a few top-notch comedy routines available on CD. I arrived in Upper Darby prepared to laugh at his dry wit, his political and pop culture commentary, and his penchant for screaming obscenities.
I was NOT prepared, however, for the guy behind me. This gentleman, who we'll call "Lanky" due to his extreme height, was beyond excited for Mr. Black. Many of us choose to express our pleasure at a live comedian by clapping politely, or perhaps emitting a hoot or a holler. Lanky went the extra mile. He clapped louder than any human being I've ever heard. He stomped his feet while cackling loudly. He also shouted "Amen!" no less than four times - a gesture which I believe was lost on Lew, as he is Jewish.
Now, none of these things make Lanky a bad guy. He's just enthusiastic about Lewis Black, after all - and who can blame him? But Lanky did something about halfway through the performance that made my left eye twitch. He RECITED ONE OF THE ROUTINES ALONG WITH LEWIS. Why would you do that? You might as well throw popcorn or Sour Patch Kids at the stage while talking on your cell phone - which, by the way, should be a federal offense. If one more person answers their phone in the middle of a movie theater in my presence... well, let's just say there will be consequences.
So Lanky, if you're reading, I'm not mad. You only echoed Lewis Black's thoughts on the toxic-yet-intoxicating nature of candy corn for a few seconds before stopping, and for that I thank you. You like Lewis Black a whole lot, and so do I - and I'll be honest, I know a few of his routines by heart myself. So don't be mad at me for ranting. Care for a Sour Patch Kid?